day 1- favorite movie - How to Train Your Dragon“You just gestured to all of me.”.

day 1- favorite movie - How to Train Your Dragon
“You just gestured to all of me.”.

captainmarvelousbutt:

ayumishinozake:

feralhousewife:

Cat: I shall attack you!
Dog: That was a good job, Cat.
Cat: Stop it! I’m being viscous!
Dog: Fine. Ya asshole.

this is the main thing i need on my blog

i feel like this is thorki

Yup

ayumishinozake:

feralhousewife:

Cat: I shall attack you!

Dog: That was a good job, Cat.

Cat: Stop it! I’m being viscous!

Dog: Fine. Ya asshole.

this is the main thing i need on my blog

i feel like this is thorki

Yup

#wait this one’s not a redhead, this one’s not mine, why is this kid putting jam on our toast
#I feel like arthur lost track somewhere around maybe percy #and then the twins happened and he stopped trying #jesus fucking christ molly #Twins? #TWINS? #I can hardly tell one buttock from the other #let alone two identical children. #blimey #just fuck it #damn it all #i’ll start referring to them as you boy and that one there

YES

#wait this one’s not a redhead, this one’s not mine, why is this kid putting jam on our toast

#I feel like arthur lost track somewhere around maybe percy #and then the twins happened and he stopped trying #jesus fucking christ molly #Twins? #TWINS? #I can hardly tell one buttock from the other #let alone two identical children. #blimey #just fuck it #damn it all #i’ll start referring to them as you boy and that one there

YES

(Source: aaronpauled)

keelychu:

i seriously don’t think any cartoon character has ever given less fucks than mandy

She is the epitome on which all fucks are measured on whether or not they are given.

(Source: klefable)

pearlconcubine:

Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Terms & Conditions

To be fair, that’s how we lawyers write everything.

So Much Truth, I cannot handle it!

Feels, that is all.

(Source: titans-tower)

thevitalquietlife:

ivoury:

hiraethphantomhive:

laylacon:

If you don’t reblog this, I’m judging you.

of course

Forever reblog - i’m always here for my followers and those that just view my blog.

theangelstakemysanity:

pretty-rage-machine:

froggyk:

petitekleptomania:

forgivemeannabelle:

confringo-:

starry-dawn:

angryarabrants:

vladtheimpala:

jensenapples:

vladtheimpala:

ouyangdan:

ladyfreakingchaos:

tinydragongina:

tyleroakley:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

Reblogging for the comments

this is the best chain of comments ever. period.

can I be a shareholder?

i swear some of us tumblr users would be the richest people in the world if we ever left our bedroom to tell people about our ideas

I agree with all the comments that came before me and all of the comments that shall ever follow.

(Source: moodgelet)

The Best April Fools’ Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)

jabberwockyx:

justatiltedlamp:

Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

Letters were posted. All was well.

Until this happened…

What the-?

This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

This is amazing, I would have loved it if I got one of these!

Harry Potter Forever!!!